"WHAT MOM DOES!"
One afternoon a man
came home from work to find total mayhem in his house. His three children
were outside, still in their pajamas, playing in the mud, with empty food
boxes and wrappers strewn all around the front yard. The door of his wife's
car was open, as was the front door to the house. Proceeding into the entry,
he found an even bigger mess. A lamp had been knocked over, and the throw
rug was wadded against one wall.
In the front room
the TV was loudly blaring a cartoon channel, and the family room was strewn
with toys and various items of clothing. In the kitchen, dishes filled
the sink, breakfast
food was spilled
on the counter, dog food was spilled on the floor, a broken glass lay under
the table, and a small pile of sand was spread by the back door. He quickly
headed up the
stairs, stepping
over toys and more piles of clothes, looking for his wife. He was worried
she may be ill, or that something serious had happened. He found her lounging
in the bedroom,
still curled in
the bed in her pajamas, reading a novel. She looked up at him, smiled,
and asked how his day went. He looked at her bewildered and asked, "What
happened here today?"
She again smiled
and answered, "You know every day when you come home from work and ask
me what in the world did I do today?" "Yes" was his incredulous reply.
She answered, "Well,
today I didn't do it."
--thanks to Y2KWomen
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