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We have all learned to live with "voice mail" as a necessary part of modern life. But, have you wondered, what if God decided to install voice mail? Imagine praying and hearing this: Thank you for calling My Father's House.
Please select one of the following options:
What if God used the familiar excuse...
"I'm sorry, all of our angels are busy helping other saints right now.
However, your prayer is important to us and will be answered in the order
it
Can you imagine getting these responses as you call God in Prayer? If you would like to speak to:
Thank God (today) that He doesn't have voice mail and He listens whenever we pray! --thanks to ChristianWorld.com [Previous joke][Next Joke] [Back to Humor Index] [Alma Temple Home] [Belleview College Home] |
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